What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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